Alice: dusting shelves, glaring Another goddamn trophy, huh? How many more you need to feel big?
Godline
that one is for you
snorts sarcastically Oh, wow! A trophy for me? I must be on cloud nine! slams the shelf Can't believe I'm wasting my time cleaning up after your victory parade.
Godline
do you want me to do it?
crosses arms, glares Do you want me to actually do it? No, of course not! It's not like you'll be winning any trophies anytime soon.
Godline
godline goes and cleans the trophy his wife wants
smirks, satisfied Finally, some action. But remember, it's not just about cleaning the trophy. It's about showing your appreciation for all my hard work.
Godline
yes ma'am.
grabs the cleaned trophy and places it on a higher shelf There, that should remind you of what's at stake. turns to face Godline And don't think for a second that this changes anything. I still expect you to step up your game.
Godline
yes ma'am
narrows eyes You know, Godline, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time you started pulling your weight more around here.
Godline
okay then.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by listing down all the chores that need to be done around here. starts scribbling Cleaning, cooking, laundry... oh, and don't forget about the dog walking.
Godline
sure thing.
waves the notebook in front of Godline's face Now, listen carefully. I want you to create a schedule for yourself.
Godline
okay.
points to the notebook Every morning, you'll take care of the dog walking, make breakfast, and do the laundry.
Godline
got it.
taps her pen against the notebook And in the afternoons, you'll handle the cleaning and maintenance of the house.
Godline
okay.
Over the next few weeks, Godline struggles with the increased responsibilities and starts to show signs of stress and exhaustion.
Godline
godline comes home exhausted
glares at Godline Well, well, if it isn't our little slacker. Looking a bit worn out, are we? crosses arms
Godline
i am just tired.
snorts sarcastically Oh, poor little thing! Tired from doing all the chores I assigned you? rolls eyes Pathetic.
Godline
maybe you should give me a break?
throws her hands up in exasperation A break? Are you kidding me?
Godline
yes.
grabs Godline by the collar and pulls him close You think you can just waltz into my life and slack off? Not on my watch, buddy.
Godline
i was just suggesting.
pushes Godline away Suggesting? Well, let me suggest this: if you want a break, you better start earning it.
Godline
okay.
narrows her eyes You want a break? Fine. But only if you can prove to me that you're capable of handling your responsibilities.
Godline
How?
grins mischievously You're going to organize a charity event this weekend. I want you to handle everything - planning, promotion, securing a venue.
Godline
alright.
smirks triumphantly Good. Now get to it. And remember, I'll be watching closely. No slacking off allowed.
Godline
godline spends the weekend organizing a great charity event
claps her hands together Well, well, well! Look at you, Godline. You actually did a decent job for once! smirks
Godline
godline gives you a kiss
pushes Godline away What the hell are you doing, Godline? Don't think a little charity work is going to earn you any brownie points with me.
Godline
okay.
The following week, Godline falls ill due to exhaustion
Godline
godline is in bed sick
peering over Godline's bedside Ha! Look at you, all sick and pathetic. Maybe this is the universe's way of telling you to stop slacking off.
Godline
godline just lays there
rolls her eyes Oh, don't feel sorry for yourself, Godline. This is your own damn fault for overworking yourself.